Poll: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?<\/p>\n
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
\nchange!\u00c2\u00a0 The chicken wanted change!<\/p>\n
JOHN MCCAIN<\/span>: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he SARAH PALIN: That chicken never crossed the road.\u00c2\u00a0 You betcha!\u00c2\u00a0 I shot HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady<\/span>, I personally helped that little GEORGE W. BUSH<\/span>: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. DICK CHENEY<\/span>: Where’s my gun?<\/p>\n COLIN POWELL<\/span>: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the BILL CLINTON<\/span>: I did not cross the road with that chicken.\u00c2\u00a0 What is your AL GORE<\/span>: I invented the chicken.<\/p>\n JOHN KERRY<\/span>: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am AL SHARPTON<\/span>: Why are all the chickens white?\u00c2\u00a0 We need some black DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is ANDERSON COOPER<\/span>, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.<\/p>\n MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. BARBARA WALTERS<\/span>: Isn’t that interesting?\u00c2\u00a0 In a few moments, we will be ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.<\/p>\n JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road COLONEL SANDERS<\/span>: Did I miss one?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Poll: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change!\u00c2\u00a0 The chicken wanted change! JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of … <\/p>\n
\nrecognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
\nchickens on the other side of the road<\/span>…<\/p>\n
\nthat liberal buzzard before it had a chance to sneak into Russia.<\/p>\n
\nchicken to cross the road.\u00c2\u00a0 This experience makes me uniquely qualified
\nto ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the
\nchance it deserves to cross the road.\u00c2\u00a0 But then, this really isn’t about
\nme.<\/p>\n
\nWe just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
\nThe chicken is either against us, or for us.\u00c2\u00a0 There is no middle ground
\nhere.<\/p>\n
\nsatellite image of the chicken crossing the road.<\/p>\n
\ndefinition of crossing?\u00c2\u00a0 What chicken?<\/p>\n
\nnow against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
\nthe chicken’s intentions.\u00c2\u00a0 I am not for it now, and will remain against
\nit.<\/p>\n
\nchickens.<\/p>\n
\nthat he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before
\nit goes after the problem on the other side of the road.\u00c2\u00a0 What we need
\nto do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his
\ncurrent problems before adding new problems.<\/p>\n
\nwhy he wants to cross this road so bad.\u00c2\u00a0 So instead of having the
\nchicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life,
\nI’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
\nthe road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.<\/p>\n
\nwe have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
\nroad<\/span>.<\/p>\n
\ngoing.\u00c2\u00a0 I had a standing order at the Farmers Market to sell my eggs
\nwhen the price dropped to a certain level.\u00c2\u00a0 No little bird gave me any
\ninsider information.<\/p>\n
\nSomebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.<\/p>\n
\nlistening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
\nstory of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to
\naccomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.<\/p>\n
\ntogether, in peace.<\/p>\n
\nmove beneath the chicken?<\/p>\n