{"id":54,"date":"2006-02-09T10:42:02","date_gmt":"2006-02-09T18:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hongyu.org\/wordpress\/?p=54"},"modified":"2006-02-09T10:42:02","modified_gmt":"2006-02-09T18:42:02","slug":"chances-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Chances are"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman<br \/>\nin her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you think she&#8217;d marry me if I tell her I&#8217;m 45?&#8221; he asked a friend.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your chances are better,&#8221; said the friend, &#8220;if you tell her you&#8217;re<br \/>\n90.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. &#8220;Do you think she&#8217;d marry me if I tell her I&#8217;m 45?&#8221; he asked a friend. &#8220;Your chances are better,&#8221; said the friend, &#8220;if you tell her you&#8217;re 90.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}