One day, a man was walking along the beach and came across an
\nodd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it
\nand,
\nmuch to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared.<\/p>\n
“For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes,” said
\nthe Genie.<\/p>\n
The man was ecstatic. “But there’s a catch,” the Genie continued.<\/p>\n
“What catch?” asked the man, eyeing the Genie suspiciously.<\/p>\n
The Genie replied, “For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world
\nwill receive DOUBLE what you asked for.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, I can live with that! No problem!” replied the elated man.<\/p>\n
“What is your first wish?” asked the Genie. <\/p>\n
“Well, I’ve always wanted a Ferrari!” <\/p>\n
POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. “Now, every lawyer in the
\nworld has been given TWO Ferraris,” said the Genie. “What is your next
\nwish?” <\/p>\n
“I could really use a million dollars…” replied the man, and POOF!
\nOne million dollars appeared at his feet. “Now, every lawyer in the
\nworld is TWO million dollars richer,” the Genie reminded the man. <\/p>\n
“Well, that’s okay, as long as I’ve got MY million,” replied the man.<\/p>\n
“And what is your final wish?” asked the Genie.<\/p>\n
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Well, you know, I’ve
\nalways wanted to donate a kidney…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One day, a man was walking along the beach and came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared. “For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes,” said the Genie. The man was ecstatic. “But there’s a … <\/p>\n