When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British
\nambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.<\/p>\n
At the dinner table the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame
\ndeGaulle.<\/p>\n
“Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence
\non the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet
\nretirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward
\nto
\nin these retirement years?”<\/p>\n
“A penis,” replied Madame deGaulle.<\/p>\n
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer… and no
\none knew what to say next.<\/p>\n
Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, “Ma cherie, I
\nbelieve ze English pronounce zat word, ‘appiness!’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame deGaulle. “Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so … <\/p>\n