{"id":61,"date":"2006-05-24T22:11:27","date_gmt":"2006-05-25T06:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hongyu.org\/wordpress\/?p=61"},"modified":"2006-05-24T22:16:46","modified_gmt":"2006-05-25T06:16:46","slug":"pay-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hongyu.org\/wordpress\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"Pay Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he
\ndoesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?”<\/p>\n

“Do you have any proof?” asked the lawyer.<\/p>\n

“Nope,” replied the man.<\/p>\n

“Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you,”
\nsaid the lawyer.<\/p>\n

“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.<\/p>\n

“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and we will have him!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied the man. “Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you,” said the lawyer. “But … <\/p>\n

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