Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
\nbench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
\nbegins
\nto talk. <\/p>\n
Everyone else in the room stops to listen. <\/p>\n
MAN: “Hello” <\/p>\n
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” <\/p>\n
MAN: “Yes” <\/p>\n
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
\nIt’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?” <\/p>\n
MAN: “Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much.” <\/p>\n
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
\nmodels. I saw one I really liked” <\/p>\n
MAN: “How much?” <\/p>\n
WOMAN: “$90,000” <\/p>\n
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” <\/p>\n
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house I wanted last year
\nis back on the market. They’re asking $950,000” <\/p>\n
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
\nprobably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it’s
\nreally a pretty good price.” <\/p>\n
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!” <\/p>\n
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.” <\/p>\n
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
\nin astonishment, mouths agape…..<\/p>\n
He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?….”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I am at … <\/p>\n